p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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