im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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