I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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