He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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