Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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