Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
