I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Randomize
