Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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