Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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