farters have to be the big spoon...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm really busy with my period
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