How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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