no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Barsexuality is the new black.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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