I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
farters have to be the big spoon...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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