Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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