If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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