i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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