Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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