Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
