She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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