sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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