when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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