his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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