You're completely useless in the revolution.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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