we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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