He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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