I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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