it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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