Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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