try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
and you fell through a lawn chair
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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