By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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