i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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