Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
