I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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