Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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