No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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