on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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