absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
