week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So much rum. So many feels.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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