Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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