just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
another moral hangover. fuck.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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