I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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