hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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