i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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