I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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