so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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