they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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