we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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