1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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