I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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