i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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