Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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