It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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