found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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