you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I understand Curling. That high.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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